How can you read this? There's no pictures!

I do not post pictures. I tried saving story pictures once. I was more overwhelmed than my unmarried legacy founder sim after having baby girl triplets.

Lucky for them, my computer can't handle Seasons.

She had to sell her walls for cribs. The dead-beat father only showed up to pass out on the lawn. She peed herself while dressed in her fancy opera clothes. Let me tell you, she was really regretting some of her life choices. (Especially the decision to eat a bunch of watermelons in a row while pregnant.) I'm not going to be like that. I'm going to say "no" to the watermelons. So if you are one of those hairy brutes that needs pictures to enjoy a story, you might want to find a different blog.

Let me guess, you use antlers in all of your decorating. 

And yes, I realize this post about not posting pictures has pictures. I'm tricksy like that.